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POLITICAL JUNKIES
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MEET THE ZIP IT™ FAMILY OF CHARACTERS
You Know Them, Because You Live With Them.
Welcome to the wacky, wonderful world of the Zip It™ Family! Each character in this zany lineup mirrors those delightfully familiar moments and personalities we all know and love (or tolerate) in our daily lives. These characters bring to life the humor and heart of every situation where it's best to just "Zip It." Get ready to laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe see a bit of yourself in each quirky tale!
Barry's Story: Barry, a well-meaning but often foot-in-mouth afflicted husband, dreams of the day Zip It releases a "For Wives" edition. He imagines casually leaving it on Linda's pillow, but deep down, he knows he'd never dare. After all, he still remembers the "Great Anniversary Comment Catastrophe" of 2018.
Linda's Story: Linda, Barry's quick-witted wife, has a PhD in Eye-Rolling and a black belt in Sarcasm. She often muses about writing a book titled "Things My Husband Says: A Comedy of Errors." Her favorite pastime? Watching Barry nervously apply his Zip It Lip Balm before broaching subjects like vacation plans or her cooking.
Meet Gloria, Mother-in-Law Extraordinaire:
Gloria, known in her circles as the Duchess of Details, has an opinion on everything from how to fluff pillows correctly to the ideal temperature for serving camomile tea. At the last family gathering, she inadvertently turned a casual comment on carrot cake into a three-hour lecture on the art of baking, leaving everyone longing for a slice of silence.
Steve and Samantha, the Dynamic Duo:
Steve and Samantha, the adventurous and ever-optimistic couple, often find themselves navigating the choppy waters of Gloria's opinions while trying to raise their two kids and a hyperactive Labrador. Their last attempt at a peaceful family dinner ended with an impromptu magic show by their son, designed to distract Gloria from her discourse on the correct way to fold napkins.
Meet Uncle Sam:
The personification of patriotism, who's convinced he's the referee in the great American political debate. After years of witnessing every political circus from sea to shining sea, Uncle Sam discovered the magic of 'Zip It For Political Junkies' Lip Balm. Now, he's swapped his booming "I Want YOU" for a knowing wink and a silent nod, preferring to let his stars and stripes do the talking.
Political Pundits' Story:
Introducing Bill "The Bulldozer" Johnson and Gary "The Gavel" Simmons: two political pundits who can't agree on the color of the sky, let alone policy. They've been on every news channel, tirelessly sparring over every issue imaginable. But with Zip It For Political Junkies Lip Balm in their pockets, their debates now end not with a bang, but with a moisturized, contemplative silence.
The World's Worst Boss - "Bob 'Big Talk' Branson"
Bob 'Big Talk' Branson, the self-proclaimed "World's Worst Boss" (his mug says so, so it must be true), rules his office kingdom from a throne of ergonomic splendor. Known for delegating everything except his golf swing, Barry can turn a 5-minute catch-up into an hour-long monologue about his high school football days. His management style? "Delegate, dictate, and golf every Friday."
The Office Warriors - "Amber 'All-Nighter' Adams and RJ 'Report Jockey' Jones"
Amber 'All-Nighter' Adams and RJ 'Report Jockey' Jones, the dynamic duo bearing the brunt of Bob's whims, have perfected the art of nodding earnestly while dreaming of beach vacations. While Amber tackles endless spreadsheets with the speed of a caffeinated cheetah, RJ is a master of crafting memos that say a lot but reveal little. Their motto? "Survive the memos, cherish the happy hours."
Meet the Harrelsons: Stephanie and Dave, the Perplexed Parents
Stephanie and Dave Harrelson, once fluent in toddler babble and schoolyard diplomacy, now find themselves in the bewildering world of teen speak. Steph, a master of the 'knowing nod,' often finds herself interpreting Dave's "back in my day" stories to their teens with the finesse of a UN translator. Dave, on the other hand, is still trying to figure out if "lit" is a compliment or a concern, and defaults to grabbing his favorite Bert’s brew on the back patio. Their secret weapon? A tube of Zip It For Parents Of Teens Lip Balm - the only thing keeping their family dinner conversations from turning into a sitcom-worthy spectacle.
Meet the Harrelson Teens: Emily "Whatever Baby" and Brett, the Skater Rebel
Emily Harrelson, 16, fashionably rebellious with her permanent "WHATEVER" tee, communicates exclusively through eye rolls and the universal teen language of heavy sighs, then goes off to hang with her new boyfriend, Jed. Her brother, Brett, 14, a skater punk with a penchant for dramatic exits on his skateboard, speaks in grunts and mysterious shrugs. Their parents' attempts at conversation often leave them oscillating between bewildered amusement and the urge to flee to the nearest skate park or mall. The only thing they agree on? Their parents could definitely use some Zip It For Parents Of Teens Lip Balm.
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